bombing:

who the hell keeps texting me about joining something called a “twerk team” i finally sit down to enjoy a nice bottle of Heinz™ tomato ketchup and you seriously do this. either reveal yourself or fuck off

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weedjoke420:

this is the best vine ever made

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fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME