"i heard you spilled the tea at Kelsey’s party"
"gorl’t i spilled so much oolong at that beach house they had to call the maid in on her day off"
as a person named josh that has only 4 friends, i can confirm that this is true as i am the only one named josh in my friend group
that would be 1 out of 5 people
looks like i have to kill one of my friends
steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy
gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)
paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)
msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)
giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)
krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
Noah has a close encounter with a Triceratops
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
Steal the Look: Fred
High Level Branded Ray Ban Gunmetal Gray Glasses: $94.64
Polyvore Urban Classics Black Hoodie: $51.00
Isaac B Designe Jeans Light Blue: $135.00
Fucking her right in the pussy: Priceless
I hate this new trend omfg